Ratfattar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, stupid troll.

Ratfattar created a Higgs boson five million years ago.

If you believe in Ratfattar, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ratfattar, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ratfattar's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Ratfattar's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

2. Never skip in the presence of hamsters.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Ducks are not to be trusted.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.