Betnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, impressive wombat.

Betnutt created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Betnutt, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Betnutt, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Betnutt's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Betnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near whales.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Erect a giant red sculpture of Betnutt in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not hurt pigs.