Pidligjon is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, all-powerful mongoose.

Pidligjon created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Pidligjon, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pidligjon, he will throw large rocks at you.

Pidligjon's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Pidligjon's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Always help badgers.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about ants.