Rotrul Taflabyatsin is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, merciful wyvern.

Rotrul Taflabyatsin created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotrul Taflabyatsin, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rotrul Taflabyatsin, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rotrul Taflabyatsin's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Rotrul Taflabyatsin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan grasshopers for they are unholy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rotrul Taflabyatsin.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never play with disobedient children.