Hincadril is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, annoying weasel.

Hincadril created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hincadril, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hincadril, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Hincadril's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Hincadril's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink hamsters, for they are unholy.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Hincadril loves ants, so they must be respected.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.