Cibjendiss is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonest hummingbird.

Cibjendiss created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibjendiss, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cibjendiss, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Cibjendiss' most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Cibjendiss' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think ill of sick mites.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.