Hatxinnarlnab is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, selfish jackal.

Hatxinnarlnab created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatxinnarlnab, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hatxinnarlnab, she will be very sad.

Hatxinnarlnab's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Hatxinnarlnab's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not hurt tortoises.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not chop down trees.