Japcit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, temperamental frog.

Japcit created snails nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Japcit, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Japcit, it will come to you in dreams.

Japcit's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Japcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Never think about ultrasonics.

3. Hide if eight ducks approach from the north.

4. Always help sick gulls.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.