Cudhitbengenpark is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, smart ant.

Cudhitbengenpark created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudhitbengenpark, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cudhitbengenpark, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cudhitbengenpark's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Cudhitbengenpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near snakes while wearing blue tights.