Sawflistarg is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, strong meerkat.

Sawflistarg created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawflistarg, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sawflistarg, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Sawflistarg's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Sawflistarg's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.