Catnabwikhit is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, witless centaur.

Catnabwikhit created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catnabwikhit, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Catnabwikhit, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Catnabwikhit's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Catnabwikhit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight porpoises in a large pit.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Never think about spacetime near aardvarks while wearing black boots and balancing six iron spheres on your feet.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Run away if three sheep approach from the south.