Nabhanmot Wipflabvognel is a god.

It takes the form of a large, selfish gnu.

Nabhanmot Wipflabvognel created viruses two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabhanmot Wipflabvognel, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nabhanmot Wipflabvognel, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Nabhanmot Wipflabvognel's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Nabhanmot Wipflabvognel's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not kill snails.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Never sprint in the presence of grasshopers.

5. Do not listen to music.