Wikgupnart is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, proud fish.

Wikgupnart created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikgupnart, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wikgupnart, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Wikgupnart's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Wikgupnart's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Never wear brown jumpers.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.