Flagcinbem is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, proud hamster.

Flagcinbem created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagcinbem, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flagcinbem, she will not invite you to parties.

Flagcinbem's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Flagcinbem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never paint your legs gray.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never feed lots of aubergines to badgers while wearing violet skirts.

5. Do not hurt pigs.