Wantadmut is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, egotistical snake.

Wantadmut created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wantadmut, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wantadmut, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Wantadmut's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Wantadmut's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always help sharks in need.

4. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

5. Put Wantadmut first in all things.