Saszagrow is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, selfish chinchilla.

Saszagrow created a bottom quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Saszagrow, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Saszagrow, it will turn you into a frog.

Saszagrow's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Saszagrow's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.