Hudzedfem is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, weak jellyfish.

Hudzedfem created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudzedfem, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hudzedfem, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Hudzedfem's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Hudzedfem's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never eat pineapples.

3. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

4. Erect a giant white sculpture of Hudzedfem in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about fire.