Rotflagtan is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, humorless hydra.

Rotflagtan created Mount Everest seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotflagtan, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rotflagtan, he will turn you into a hamster.

Rotflagtan's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Rotflagtan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about seals.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Rotflagtan in the centre of the settlement.