Hugfosszag is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, clever owl.

Hugfosszag created a quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugfosszag, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hugfosszag, he will turn you into a sheep.

Hugfosszag's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Hugfosszag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never write about special relativity.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.