Wadbegved is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, humorless newt.

Wadbegved created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadbegved, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wadbegved, he will manifest in front of you.

Wadbegved's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Wadbegved's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat strawberries.

2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Wadbegved in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.