Guncidyatjanbamhub is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, overgenerous squid.

Guncidyatjanbamhub created snails four million years ago.

If you believe in Guncidyatjanbamhub, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Guncidyatjanbamhub, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Guncidyatjanbamhub's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Guncidyatjanbamhub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair fawn.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never pour water over plants.