Kopstigloop is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, happy crow.

Kopstigloop created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopstigloop, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kopstigloop, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Kopstigloop's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Kopstigloop's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. You must never eat cherries.