Dapnarlbig is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, deceitful monkey.

Dapnarlbig created parasitic wasps eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapnarlbig, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dapnarlbig, it will not care at all.

Dapnarlbig's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Dapnarlbig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dapnarlbig.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not skip in public.