Pibbimpag is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, tranquil rat.

Pibbimpag created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibbimpag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pibbimpag, she will come to you in dreams.

Pibbimpag's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Pibbimpag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

2. Pibbimpag loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

3. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never go into violet rooms.