Hivbasstim is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, awesome wasp.

Hivbasstim created a charm quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivbasstim, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hivbasstim, he will think nothing of it.

Hivbasstim's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Hivbasstim's Holy Commandments

1. Hivbasstim loves great tits, so they must be respected.

2. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

5. Never run in the presence of turtles.