Bafominlik is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, clever toad.

Bafominlik created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafominlik, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bafominlik, he will have a low opinion of you.

Bafominlik's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Bafominlik's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Bafominlik loves birds, so they must be respected.