Tentombass is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, deceitful swallow.

Tentombass created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tentombass, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tentombass, he will destroy your favourite star.

Tentombass' most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Tentombass' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant green sculpture of Tentombass in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about fire.