Tunbigtarxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, slow goose.

Tunbigtarxuck created an up quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tunbigtarxuck, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tunbigtarxuck, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Tunbigtarxuck's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Tunbigtarxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never look at comets.