Nadstankem is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, staggering narwhal.

Nadstankem created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nadstankem, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nadstankem, it will throw large rocks at you.

Nadstankem's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Nadstankem's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into pink rooms.

2. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.