Sabliblanmisgubcin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, happy wombat.

Sabliblanmisgubcin created a down quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabliblanmisgubcin, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Sabliblanmisgubcin, it will turn you into a puffin.

Sabliblanmisgubcin's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Sabliblanmisgubcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Sabliblanmisgubcin loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Erect a giant red sculpture of Sabliblanmisgubcin in the centre of the settlement.