Ladcibgar is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, boastful raven.

Ladcibgar created the universe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladcibgar, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ladcibgar, he will turn you into a snail.

Ladcibgar's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Ladcibgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ultrasonics.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Do not listen to music.