Ripmutstan is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unthoughtful rhinoceros.

Ripmutstan created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Ripmutstan, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ripmutstan, he will be very sad.

Ripmutstan's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Ripmutstan's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry sheep.

2. Never mention gulls.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

5. Do not keep six voles in a large pit.