Nabhakbestomin is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, wise coyote.

Nabhakbestomin created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabhakbestomin, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nabhakbestomin, she will manifest in front of you.

Nabhakbestomin's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Nabhakbestomin's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near shrews while wearing indigo dresses.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never talk about black holes.