Tinmifzimyattjophat is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish lobster.

Tinmifzimyattjophat created the world twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tinmifzimyattjophat, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tinmifzimyattjophat, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Tinmifzimyattjophat's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Tinmifzimyattjophat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight monkeys approach from the west.

2. You must never eat apples.

3. Do not eat limes.

4. Never think about spacetime.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.