Fundutdud is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omniscient dryad.

Fundutdud created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fundutdud, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fundutdud, he will destroy your favourite star.

Fundutdud's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Fundutdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always look after injured turtles.

3. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Fundutdud in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.