Hunxinfit is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, weak bird.

Hunxinfit created oxygen six million years ago.

If you believe in Hunxinfit, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hunxinfit, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Hunxinfit's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Hunxinfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not keep four ducks in a large pit.

4. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.