Sidruthog is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unfair snail.

Sidruthog created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Sidruthog, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sidruthog, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sidruthog's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Sidruthog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Do not kill aardvarks.