Kamkenfut is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, tranquil lobster.

Kamkenfut created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kamkenfut, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Kamkenfut, she will turn you into a rat.

Kamkenfut's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Kamkenfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to swans while wearing purple kilts.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not sit in public.