Nadtafhan is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, benevolent zebra.

Nadtafhan created everything that exists five million years ago.

If you believe in Nadtafhan, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nadtafhan, it will turn you into a duck.

Nadtafhan's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Nadtafhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near dolphins while wearing violet coats and balancing nine titanium spheres on your arms.

2. Always look after injured ants.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Run away from gray sheep, for they are unholy.