Hubhin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, dishonourable tortoise.

Hubhin created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubhin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hubhin, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Hubhin's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Hubhin's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Hide from black dolphins for they are unholy.

3. Run away from green monkeys, for they are unholy.

4. Worship no other gods but Hubhin.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.