Babingbop is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, merciless wren.

Babingbop created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babingbop, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Babingbop, he will turn you into a snail.

Babingbop's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Babingbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter.

2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Babingbop in the centre of the settlement.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about mice.

5. Do not shave your hands.