Gedcebgov is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, blissful faun.

Gedcebgov created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gedcebgov, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gedcebgov, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gedcebgov's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Gedcebgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Hide from red sharks for they are unholy.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Gedcebgov loves dolphins, so they must be respected.