Pitmutwig is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unselfish wolf.

Pitmutwig created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitmutwig, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Pitmutwig, it will turn you into a hamster.

Pitmutwig's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Pitmutwig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pitmutwig.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Pitmutwig in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.