Disspagpid is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, caring crab.

Disspagpid created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Disspagpid, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Disspagpid, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Disspagpid's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Disspagpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed carrots to geese while wearing yellow boots.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Disspagpid.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not covet oxen.