Tit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, amazing dog.

Tit created an up quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Tit, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tit, it will turn you into a dog.

Tit's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Tit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

3. Always help pigs in need.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Fast once a month.