Ragsagfarhongofvanbenxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable mole.

Ragsagfarhongofvanbenxuc created the Cigar Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragsagfarhongofvanbenxuc, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ragsagfarhongofvanbenxuc, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Ragsagfarhongofvanbenxuc's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Ragsagfarhongofvanbenxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three grasshopers in a large pit.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always obey Ragsagfarhongofvanbenxuc's priests.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.