Vigzimsastal Latnurbum is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish naga.

Vigzimsastal Latnurbum created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigzimsastal Latnurbum, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vigzimsastal Latnurbum, she will send minions to preach to you.

Vigzimsastal Latnurbum's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Vigzimsastal Latnurbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never feed limes to bats while wearing corsets.