Likyakweg is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, grumpy eagle.

Likyakweg created a charm quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Likyakweg, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Likyakweg, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Likyakweg's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Likyakweg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Likyakweg on top of all buildings.

2. Never feed nuts to eagles while wearing magenta rings.

3. Likyakweg loves pigs, so they must be respected.

4. Retreat if five great tits approach from the south.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.