Safrullfut is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, contented otter.

Safrullfut created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Safrullfut, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Safrullfut, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Safrullfut's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Safrullfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. You must love Safrullfut.

3. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

4. Never mention doves.

5. Always take life seriously.