Xuckkontig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, uncaring slug.

Xuckkontig created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuckkontig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Xuckkontig, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Xuckkontig's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Xuckkontig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven dogs in a large pit.

2. Do not kill cats.

3. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Xuckkontig in the centre of the settlement.

4. Feed all hungry ants.

5. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.